AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
So here I am at 5 o'clock in the morning... Just watching MTV's show "Next".. It was a marathon... But the very last episode of the morning featured someone I actually went to highschool with! Hah, can you believe it?
I was sitting there thinking.. "Man... he looks looks familiar."... And then he introduced himself as Chris to the girls and said he actually grew up on an army base in Kentucky... Which got my brain rolling...
'Cause there's only two army bases in Kentucky.. Fort Campbell and Fort Knox... And I just had a gut feeling it was the guy I was thinking of from freshman year... So of course, what did I do?
I consulted my yearbook.. and sure enough it was Christopher Nikolao aka "samoan dude"... hah the only senior in my biology one class back in 2004....
I actually thougth he was a pretty cool guy back in school, but he acted like a complete ass on the show. I wanted to give him a quick swift in the nuts!
And... what the hell Chris? You next'ed all five damn girls!!!! What's your problem?! Oh yeah, you're a complete horndog, that's right...
1st girl.... He didn't like her style.
2nd girl... I don't remember why he nexted her..
3rd girl...She wouldnt give him a lap dance
4th girl... He said she wasn't his type.
5th girl..... She wouldn't give it up on the first date
If any of you get the chance, try and catch that episode. It was pretty hysterical.. Well maybe only for me.. Guess he didn't become that biochemist he was so striving to be after all.. All he became was a big jerk face stranded in the middle of nowhere with no cash just looking for some booty. Hahaha. Sucks to be you Chris.
Not to totally bash on Chris, he was a good guy and fun to hang with back in high school. But he really changed for the worst. Ick.
Anyways: he's his senior photo, from the days I remember him as.

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